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The Dickheads Groom Straws

The Dickheads Groom Straws

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About this item

  • Ideal humorous novelty straws for bachelorette parties and adult celebrations.
  • Made with premium-quality, waterproof, and phthalate-free PE material for safety.
  • Perfect sized with 7.28-inch length and 0.16-inch inner diameter for easy sipping.
  • Lightweight and durable — designed for carefree fun and repeated use.
  • Enjoy discrete packaging, secure checkout, and fast USA delivery options available.

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The Dickheads Groom Straws – Fun Bachelorette Party Essential

Discover the perfect blend of humor and practicality with The Dickheads Groom Straws, a top choice in the Sex Toys Games & Novelty category. These novelty straws add a playful edge to bachelorette parties and celebratory events, designed with premium PE material that ensures waterproof durability and safety through phthalate-free composition. Their ideal dimensions offer comfortable, hassle-free use, making them a must-have for lighthearted adult festivities.

  • Inner Diameter: 0.16"
  • Length: 7.28"

Whether you're hosting or gifting, these groom straws deliver laughs and reliable performance. They’re crafted for safe, repeated use and easy cleaning. Enjoy fast USA delivery, discreet packaging, and secure payment methods including credit card and PayPal — all tailored to your convenience.

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Customer reviews

Katie M
Reviewed in the United States on April 15, 2025

These straws were the highlight of our bachelorette party — everyone laughed and loved the quality. Easy to use and clean, plus they made the event even more memorable!

SunnyJay88
Reviewed in the United States on March 10, 2025

I bought these for a friend’s party, and they were a huge success. Strong, flexible straws with a cheeky design that kept everyone entertained. Highly recommend for novelty gift buyers.

Alex G
Reviewed in the United States on February 27, 2025

Good material and size made these straws fun and practical. Waterproof and phthalate-free, so they feel safe to use. A great addition to any adult party supplies.

Maddie R
Reviewed in the United States on January 05, 2025

Great product quality and perfect dimensions for party use. They held up well with various drinks and brought plenty of smiles. Shipping was fast and discreet, which I appreciated.