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Your Hap Penis Is My Hap Penis Card

Your Hap Penis Is My Hap Penis Card

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About this item

  • High-quality 4.5 x 6.25 inch card with bold, witty design perfect for adult novelty gifts.
  • Includes envelope for easy gifting and discreet mailing to surprise your special someone.
  • Made for lovers of cheeky humor, ideal for naughty occasions and playful moments.
  • Premium cardstock ensures durability and vibrant print, enhancing the card’s snarky charm.
  • Fast shipping with secure checkout options including credit card and PayPal accepted.

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Your Hap Penis Is My Hap Penis Card – Naughty & Snarky Adult Greeting Card

Express your playful side with the Your Hap Penis Is My Hap Penis Card, a unique gift for those who appreciate cheeky humor and novelty items in the sex toys games & novelty category. Designed to bring laughter and a little mischievous fun, this card makes a perfect addition to adult celebrations or private moments.

Crafted from premium quality cardstock, this 4.5 x 6.25 inch (A6) card boasts vivid printing and a durable finish for lasting impression. The inside text reads: Is MY (hap)Penis Life is short, be a little naughty, capturing a cheeky and bold sentiment that resonates with playful couples or friends.

Each card includes a matching envelope, ensuring convenience and discreet gifting. Whether for a birthday, anniversary, or just for fun, this card is designed to stand out in novelty gift collections with its unique, snarky message.

Buy with confidence knowing your purchase comes with secure checkout and reliable, discreet domestic shipping options.

Listed in: Condoms, Lubes & More, Games & Novelty

Customer reviews

SunnyC
Reviewed in the United States on April 02, 2025

Bought this for a friend’s bachelorette party and it was a hit! The witty message paired with sturdy cardstock made it stand out. Highly recommend for novelty gift lovers.

Lila V
Reviewed in the United States on March 22, 2025

This card was exactly what I wanted — funny, bold, and high quality. It arrived quickly and made everyone laugh. Perfect for adding some playful fun to adult celebrations!

Grace M
Reviewed in the United States on February 28, 2025

Received the card fast, and it looked just like the pictures. It’s a perfect gift for those fun-loving adults who like a bit of cheekiness wrapped in quality materials.

Jake P
Reviewed in the United States on January 19, 2025

The card’s print quality and paper felt premium. Love how discreetly it shipped too. It’s definitely a fun addition for those who enjoy a little naughty humor.