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All Dicks Naughty Straws

All Dicks Naughty Straws

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About this item

  • Includes 11 penis-shaped straws in assorted Progress Flag colors for inclusive, fun celebrations.
  • Made from durable, vibrant materials ensuring a premium quality drinking experience.
  • Perfect for LGBTQ+ and friends gatherings, adding humor and style to any party.
  • Easy to clean and reusable, ideal for eco-conscious users seeking novelty drinkware.
  • Secure checkout and fast shipping with discreet packaging for privacy and convenience.

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Celebrate with Fun, Vibrantly Colored Penis-Shaped Straws

All Dicks Naughty Straws bring a playful twist to your LGBTQ+ and friends events. Designed to match the Progress Flag colors, these premium quality straws add vibrant color and inclusive spirit to your drinks. Choose from 11 bold penis-shaped designs to match your mood or identity, enhancing your social gatherings with humor and flair.

Premium Quality and Safe for Reuse

Crafted with durable, safe materials, these straws offer a comfortable and fun drinking experience. Their reusable design supports eco-friendly practices, making them ideal for long-term enjoyment. Easy to clean and maintain, they ensure you can keep the fun going at every event without compromise.

Perfect for Party Atmospheres and Unique Gift Ideas

Whether you're hosting a pride celebration, a bachelorette party, or a quirky novelty gift exchange, All Dicks Naughty Straws are sure to be a conversation starter. Their bold design and bright hues celebrate diversity and inclusion while bringing laughter and lightheartedness to any occasion.

Listed in: Condoms, Lubes & More, Games & Novelty

Customer reviews

Tommy S
Reviewed in the United States on May 03, 2025

These naughty straws were a hilarious addition to our gathering. The quality impressed me—they didn’t bend or break easily. Really bright colors, and it made everyone smile!

Megan L
Reviewed in the United States on April 12, 2025

I loved these straws at my Pride party! The colors are vibrant, and they added such a fun vibe. Everyone enjoyed the unique shapes, and they were sturdy and easy to clean.

Luna M
Reviewed in the United States on February 28, 2025

Super fun straws that brought laughs and smiles to our LGBTQ+ meetup. The range of colors matching the Progress Flag was a nice touch. Definitely a premium novelty product.