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Who said that you should be all serious about sex toys? Of course, sex is very important, but it doesn’t mean that you can't joke about it. Relax, look at the funny pictures we’ve made for you and have a laugh together with us!

Real or fake? Can you tell the difference?

Real or fake? Can you tell the difference?

 

100 + posotions

100 + posotions

 

Guess what! Happy Monday! :) Have fun, stay cool!

Guess what! Happy Monday! :) Have fun, stay cool!

 

Sex should be great!

Sex should be great!

 

Do you like cuddling? I bet you do

Do you like cuddling? I bet you do

 

So why does she need a lover, after all?

So why does she need a lover, after all?

 

Bad decisions make good stories...

Bad decisions make good stories...

 

You know it's porn when it's English 101 and grammar is spelled wrong

You know it's porn when it's English 101 and grammar is spelled wrong

 

Who f*cking cares

Who f*cking cares

 

A woman who understands fishing!

A woman who understands fishing!

 

Keep laughing!

Keep laughing!

 

Which word sounds better to you?

Which word sounds better to you?

 

We hope you are one of those 5000!

We hope you are one of those 5000!

 

Nice guys finish last

Nice guys finish last

 

It really would

It really would

 

Being a guy after sex...

Being a guy after sex...

 

Sex is good for your health

Sex is good for your health

 

Are women the weaker sex?

Are women the weaker sex?

 

Why take antidepressants when you have vibrators?

Why take antidepressants when you have vibrators?

 

Crumbing is the best

Crumbing is the best

 

May the Force be with you!

May the Force be with you!

 

Always have new batteries at hand to avoid disappointment!

Always have new batteries at hand to avoid disappointment!

 

She obviously needs a lesson or two

She obviously needs a lesson or two

 

If being sexy is a crime, then arrest me

If being sexy is a crime, then arrest me

 

Sexual orientation: atheist

Sexual orientation: atheist

 

Got any tips, son?

Got any tips, son?

 

Hope you had a great Easter!

Hope you had a great Easter!

 

That sofa!

That sofa!

 

Spice things up in the bedroom with some role-play!

Spice things up in the bedroom with some role-play!

 

Ooopsie!

Ooopsie!

 

Do you have a sex face?

Do you have a sex face?

 

Hippos also do it!

Hippos also do it!

 

Things are not always what they seem!

Things are not always what they seem!

 

Don't be silly, wrap your willy

Don't be silly, wrap your willy

 

Girl logic!

Girl logic!

 

Don't forget about batteries!

Don't forget about batteries!

 

Cuddling after sex is convenient in many ways!

Cuddling after sex is convenient in many ways!

 

What men do after orgasm

What men do after orgasm

 

- Why don't they make a movie about what happens after the big kiss?
- They do, its called porn.

Why don't they make a movie about what happens after the big kiss?

 

Is it true?

Is it true?

 

Minions are also into kinky sex!

Minions are also into kinky sex!

 

Times have changed!

Times have changed!

 

Aren't we all after the same thing?

Aren't we all after the same thing?

 

God is watching you!

God is watching you!

 

Don't forget to both get your cookies when you have sex!

Don't forget to both get your cookies when you have sex!

 

Order this f*cking shit right now!

Order this f*cking shit right now!

 

Don't make bunnies cry!

Don't make bunnies cry!

 

Talk about priorities!

Talk about priorities!

 

Poor thing!

Poor thing!

 

Use your condoms wisely!

Use your condoms wisely!

 

Do they teach it at barista training courses?

Do they teach it at barista training courses?

 

Slut (noun) - A woman with the morals of a man. - Eric Jerome Dickey

Slut (noun) - A woman with the morals of a man. - Eric Jerome Dickey

 

That lady knows what she's doing!

That lady knows what she's doing!

 

Shopping for Valentine's Day clothes at www.SexToysShop.com

Shopping for Valentine's Day clothes at SexToysShop.com

 

How about getting a sex doll that has been to space?

How about getting a sex doll that has been to space?

 

Choose your safety words carefully!

Choose your safety words carefully!

 

With such a man in your bed, you don't even need a blanket!

With such a man in your bed, you don't even need a blanket!

 

Those vegans!

Those vegans!

 

And if you need real protection

and if you need real protection

 

Bummer for the girl!

Bummer for the girl!

 

Professional humor:)

Professional humor:)

 

Who knew that food could be so pornogaphic!

Who knew that food could be so pornogaphic!

 

Those Disney girls are hot!

Those Disney girls are hot!

 

The best penis enlarger ever!

The best penis enlarger ever ?#?penisenlarger?

 

Not a bad place to live!

Not a bad place to live! ?#?boner? ?#?sex?

 

Haha!

Haha! ?#?clitoris? ?#?humor?

 

I don't like being told what to do unless I'm naked

I don't like being told what to do unless I'm naked ?#?sex? ?#?naked?

 

Wow that crazy

Wow that crazy

 

Someone has to do it:)))

Someone has to do it

 

Everyone's doing it!

Everyone's doing it!

 

Time to go to www.SexToysShop.com, Ken!

Time to go to www.SexToysShop.com, Ken!

 

Boobs. Proof that men can focus at two things at once.

Boobs. Proof that men can focus at two things at once

 

Poor T-Rex!

Poor T-Rex!

 

I love you but your dog is getting in the way!

I love you but your dog is getting in the way!

 

Go check your keyboard:)

Go check your keyboard

 

A ??boy? or a ?girl?? You reaction to a sexjoke

A boy or a gir You reaction to a sexjoke

 

...and what about you

and what about you ?#?demotivator? ?#?humor?

 

True, isn't it?

True, isn't it? ?#?sex? ?#?men? ?#?women?

 

Time for patience to be rewarded!

Time for patience to be rewarded! #virginity #waiting #finally

 

Ass Family

Ass Family

 

Having some... at least in the picture!

Having some... at least in the picture!

 

WHOOPSIE!

WHOOPSIE!

 

Anyone having headaches? We have a cure for that!

Anyone having headaches? We have a cure for that!

 

OOOPS

OOOPS

 

Some enjoy Christmas more than others!

Some enjoy Christmas more than others!

 

Are you still here?

Are you still here?

 

Beware: ho-ho-hoing can get you to prison!

Beware: ho-ho-hoing can get you to prison!

 

I bet any Santa wouldn't mind having such a helper!

I bet any Santa wouldn't mind having such a helper!

 

That awkward moment when dreams come true too much

That awkward moment when dreams come true too much

 

Looks like someone needs some help in the pants department!

Looks like someone needs some help in the pants department!

 

Handsome much?

Handsome much?

 

This monkey lady is sad because she didn't manage to make her breast nice and firm!

This monkey lady is sad because she didn't manage to make her breast nice and firm!

 

Not bad, isn't it? sexygirls

Not bad, isn't it? sexygirls

 

Yeah, and I realised orgasms are what grown-ups have instead of unicorns and magic and mermaids.

Yeah, and I realised orgasms are what grown-ups have instead of unicorns and magic and mermaids. Some Girls, BBC

 

Look what we found in the mail today...a picture from a satisfied customer!

Look what we found in the mail today...a picture from a satisfied customer!

 

...when a hard-on is too hard

...when a hard-on is too hard

 

Then this guy showed up. You can't over do it on Halloween...

Then this guy showed up. You can't over do it on Halloween...

 

Happy Halloween, ladies and gents!

Happy Halloween, ladies and gents!

 

Sex or food, y'all?

Sex or food, y'all?

 

A best friend is someone who will hide all of your sex toys if you suddenly die!

A best friend is someone who will hide all of your sex toys if you suddenly die!
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